Hello.

I’m a copywriter and stand up comic living in beautiful, resilient Los Angeles.

I helped turn the Brawny man into a woman and live-tweeted the Super Bowl for Volkswagen. I pen full-page manifestos to run in the Wall Street Journal and perform stand up wherever people let me.

I’m easily the luckiest surf bum you’ll ever meet.

I have the good fortune to help cut people into the conversation. I’m excited for the opportunity to help you, too.

“Ray Connolly doesn’t so much write his words as he does chew and spit them on to the page.”

Tom Goudie

“A smart and funny writer.”

Barry Crimmins

“A genius of his own bullshit.”

Barry Katz